Some favorite conversations from this trip and last... I will continue to update

Me: What did she ask?
Anica: What you krunk?
(The server actually asked what I wanted to drink, not if and why I was "crazy drunk")



Darinka: A man and his wife were hiking in the jungle, and a gorilla came and stole the woman, carried her to the top of the tree and waited. The woman was afraid and yelled to her husband, asking what to do. He said, "tell her you have a headache!".
(A joke she told me... I think that it got lost in the translation)



Blaž: Lahko noč
Blaž's American family: Loco nacho
(Trying to say goodnight)



Eva: Just make sure and check yourself for ticks
Me: Ok, I will
Blaž: Check yourself before you wreck yourself
(HOW is this what he knows of English?)



Darinka: Derek, if you are tired, you can rest in our restroom
(previous trip)